Missy Mack is a real person played by a
fictional character. Her talents include telling jokes,
composing poems and blogging like no one's reading.
When she's not busy writing promotional copy about
realistic monkey dolls, she enjoys showcasing her sweet
white girl dance moves and making spiritual healers cry.
She's most proud of her delicate wrists, and secretly
believes that Ezra Furman is a divine messenger sent to
inspire her. She'd like to thank the universe for that, and
hopes you enjoy Fancy Pants Comedy as much as she
does.
Kathy Pulkrabek is bossy and
unapologetic - unless this offends you, in which case,
she's so sorry. Born in a Minnesota blizzard, raised
by South Carolina swamp gators (and her parents -
way before co-parenting was cool), and roughed up
by the mean streets of Rockford, Illinois, this girl is
ready to throw down - a good one liner, that is.
Kathy thanks you for supporting Fancy Pants
Comedy. She hopes that everyone will one day
experience the tingle of delight that comes from
wearing a perfectly tailored pair of trousers in the
fancy fabric of their choice.
unapologetic - unless this offends you, in which case,
she's so sorry. Born in a Minnesota blizzard, raised
by South Carolina swamp gators (and her parents -
way before co-parenting was cool), and roughed up
by the mean streets of Rockford, Illinois, this girl is
ready to throw down - a good one liner, that is.
Kathy thanks you for supporting Fancy Pants
Comedy. She hopes that everyone will one day
experience the tingle of delight that comes from
wearing a perfectly tailored pair of trousers in the
fancy fabric of their choice.
You all have Y's in your names. Good job.
ReplyDeleteThanks Joe, we worked really hard to make that happen. It's so nice to have our efforts recognized.
DeleteI think Joe's just feeling the pain of having lost his "y" somewhere along life's winding path. It's time to grab that sometimes vowel by the horns and reclaim it, Joey.
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