Faithful readers and devoted fans! I have an urgent message!
THE ANGRY-MODEL-WALK METHOD FOR FEELING PRETTY IS NOT WORKING. I REPEAT, NOT WORKING.
I need you to stop storming out of rooms and making threatening eye contact with strangers IMMEDIATELY. It's very important that you go back to your desk, sit down, and send as much money as you can to my paypal acocunt, as I will be needing a new hair style and wardrobe, plus a personal trainer, facial, tan and waxing.
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