Yesterday morning, after getting out of the shower at my boyfriend's house, I was using his bedroom bathroom to get ready while he showered in the bathroom that he shares with his roommate. So there I was, putting my face on, naked, because it is my favorite way to be. The house was empty, so I'd left the bedroom door open.
It is important to note here that I was not wearing my glasses at the time. So when I saw a male form in my peripherals, I assumed it was my boyfriend and continued applying mascara. And when I heard him say "Oh, shit!" I very casually offered this reply: "What's wrong, baby?" It wasn't until a few awkward (for him, not me) moments later, when that same male voice asked, from much farther away this time, "Is [your boyfriend] using the other bathroom?" that I realized my boyfriend's roommate had just seen me completely naked ... and surprisingly unperturbed by his accidental act of voyeurism.
I probably should feel embarrassed, but I'm actually more tickled that someone in this world thinks I'm a brazen hussy. Kinda makes you wonder, does that make me an actual brazen hussy? I sure hope so.
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