I went to the laundry mat with my boyfriend. We were quietly waiting for our clothes to dry when I spotted a vending machine out of the corner of my eye. It wasn't just any vending machine, it had Mario key rings in it! I asked my boyfriend for 50 cents and skipped over to the machine and put in my quarters. I looked at the options of keychains that might come out and would have been more than delighted to get any one of them.
This is what the picture promised.
This is what I got.
My disappointment immediately turned into rage. I couldn't hide my anger, even though we were in public. I shouted in the laundry mat "This is bullshit! They promised me Mario and I got a fucking dinosaur!"
I tried to trade my boyfriend 5 dimes for two quarters because I wanted to try again, you know, just to make sure that there weren't just dinosaurs in the machine. But in his wise old age of 24, he told me not to waste my money to be disappointed again.
Anywho, I have a dinosaur for sale now. 25 Cents! THAT'S HALF OFF! Contact me at lizzymosier@gmail.com if you're interested.
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