Sick of your friends not inviting you to star in every photo they take?
Had enough of being on the sidelines of the local ice skating rink?
FPC knows how you feel. And we want to help. So here's some friendly advice that will help you steal the spotlight, impress your friends, and achieve immortality*!
Invite all your coolest coworkers to Open Skate at the ice rink during your next lunch break. They will love it, and at least one of them will want to document how much fun you are all having together by taking pictures. Act like you don't care if you're in any of the pictures. Resist the urge to repeatedly yell "Look what I can do! Take a picture of me!" while practicing hilarious bits, like hilariously pretending to change lines like a hockey player.**
Now, wait for your friends to pose for a picture, then skate towards them until you build enough momentum to propel you directly in front of the photo. As you glide into the camera's view, raise your arms overhead and yell "PHOTO BOMB!" so no one mistakes your hilarious bit for accidentally losing control of your body.
If all goes well, you will achieve hilarious results like these:
*That's a metaphor. FPC can't and does not claim to know the secret to eternal life.
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***FPC cannot guarantee this, and in fact, harbors some serious doubts about it, but takes no responsibility for any hurt feelings. Bomb at your own risk.
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